笑話文章用英語怎麼寫帶翻譯
⑴ 簡單英文笑話帶翻譯
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯一：
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯二：
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不夠君子
If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象漢子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 誇她吧，說你欺騙
If you don't, you are good for nothing 不誇吧，說你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 順她吧，說你氣管炎
If you don't, you are not understanding 不順吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an 'experienced man' 太浪漫，疑你老練
If you don't you are half a man 太規矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厭煩
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing 少去點，怨你獵艷
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，說你花心
If you don't, you are a ll boy 邋遢些，缺個心眼
If you are jealous, she says it's bad 吃醋吧，你太狹隘
If you don't , she thinks you do not love her 大度點，說你不愛
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her 求歡吧，不夠尊重
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her 安分吧，不夠愛寵
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait 你晚了，她等得煩
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way 她晚了，女孩特權
簡單英文笑話帶翻譯三：
A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it. When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in. Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl ring the whole trip.
;⑵ 短的英語笑話帶翻譯
短的英語笑話帶翻譯
短的英語笑話帶翻譯一：
Walking up to a department store's fabric(織物，布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with asmirk(假笑，傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人煩惱地) held it out.The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老傢伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
一個漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料櫃台，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢?”“每碼只需要一個吻。”男售貨員說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼。”帶著期待的.表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”
短的英語笑話帶翻譯二：
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher. "I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?""It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
一名學生在班上沒有做出老師的教學題，他感到很遺憾，對老師解釋說：“我記得昨天夜裡做夢對這道題解對了，但現在一時想不起來了。這說明什麼?”“這說明你做夢的時候比你醒著的時候更聰明”。老師解釋說。
短的英語笑話帶翻譯三：
A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked(不及格，失敗) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好准備。”兩天以後，他收到了回電：“爸爸已准備好。你自己做好准備吧!”
;⑶ 英語笑話帶翻譯 短一些
英語笑話帶翻譯 舉例如下：
英語短笑話大全帶翻譯一：
Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up.
She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
不速之客就在路上，我媽媽，一個完美的`家庭主婦，正忙裡忙外地整理。她分配給我爸和我哥哥的任務是打掃供客人使用的浴室。
一會兒之後，當她去檢查的時候，她吃驚了，曾經一度雜亂的房間瞬間就被打掃干凈了。接著她看到浴簾上有一張紙條，紙條橡悶上寫著：「謝謝你沒往浴缸里看。」
英語短笑話大全帶翻譯二：A preacher is buying a parrot 傳教士買鸚鵡
A preacher is buying a parrot
Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.
Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.
Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.
Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?
I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.
一個傳教士在買鸚鵡
「你頃早確信它不會尖叫，大叫或詛咒別人嗎?」傳教士問。
「哦，絕對不會。它是一隻虔誠的鸚鵡。」店主保證說。
「你看見它腿上的這些細繩了嗎?當你拉動右面的這根，它會背誦天主經，當你拉動左面的那根，它會背誦贊美詩」
「太棒了!」傳教士說，「但是如果我同時拉動兩條繩子，會發生什麼呢?」
「我會從樹幹上掉下去的，你這個笨蛋!」鸚鵡尖聲說道。
英語短笑話大全帶翻譯三：吝嗇鬼的聚會
The Mean Mans Party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"
吝嗇鬼的聚會
一個聲名狼藉的小氣鬼終於決定要請一次客了。他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：「你上到五樓梁乎彎，用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了後，再用你的腳把門推開。」
「為什麼我要用我的肘和腳呢?」
「天哪!」 吝嗇鬼回答，「你總不會空著手來吧?」