痔瘡的英語怎麼翻譯

A. 請幫忙翻譯成英語

Oral medicine
Topical medicine
Cold
Cough Qutan
Dry cough
Pharyngodynia
Joint pain
Antibiotics
Anti-virus
Antifungal
Gout
Only pain
Headache
RAU
Fever
Bronchitis
Yunju
To the gunpowder
I Tablets
Rhinitis
Vitamins and minerals
Diarrhea
Constipation
Gastritis
Stomachache
Gastric ulcer
Nausea and vomiting
Enteritis
Cholecystitis
Gallstones
Fatty Liver
Chronic hepatitis
Hypertension
Hyperlipidemia
Angina
Coronary Heart Disease
Prevention of thrombosis prevent arteriosclerosis
Diabetes
Prostatitis
BPH
Alopecia
Slimming procts
Epilepsy Drug
Vitiligo
Psoriasis
Urinary Tract Infection
Gynecological inflammation
Insomnia
Hemorrhoids
Anemia
Vertigo
Estrogen
Emergency contraception
Chang Xiao contraceptives
Allergy drug
Depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, Neurosis
Eye drops (inflammation, fatigue, high intraocular pressure, glaucoma, cataract)
Implicit trip glasses of care
Dermatitis
Sprain, out of pain medication
Pedis
Apart from scars
Apart from acne, sores Block
Disinfection Drugs
Topical Analgesic Plaster
Gynecologic suppository
Huijia
In addition to drug Huchou
Gynecologic lotion
Nutrition
Health procts
Condom
Pregnancy test paper
Ovulation Test Paper
Anti-fatigue
Sphygmomanometer
Meter
Oxygen -
Vertebral therapeutic apparatus, cervical traction -
Guarding shoulder strap for belts, with kneepad
Sleep Pillow
Pain swelling applied ointment
Bushen Drugs
Buxue
Lip balm
Thermometer
Chuangketie

B. 護士用的日常單詞 英語

take temperature 測體溫
feel pulse 測脈搏
test blood pressure 量血壓
infusion 注射
allergic 過敏 ~to
penicillin 青黴素
skin test 試敏
intramuscular injection 肌肉注射
intravenous infusion 靜脈注射
operation 手術

C. 英語相聲帶翻譯

今天呢，給各位說一段英語相聲。
這位大家都認識，XXX我的搭檔
小號吹得好！ 就是最近啊，身體不好
尤其這次病的挺嚴重的，都破相了。
痔瘡。 呵呵，開個玩笑
就上個星期吧，XXX給我打點話：走啊，一起游泳去
我說：不去！ 我嫌臟，游泳池裡面有很多人都在裡面撒尿
他說：別怕，我們也可以尿！
最後還是他一個人去了。
當天下午3點，打電話給我：哥，帶2000塊贖我來吧，尿尿讓人逮著了。
去把他領回來。問他怎麼回事，他說：他們都在池子里尿的，我是站在岸邊尿的。
過兩天，他自己又去了。下午又給我打電話：兄弟。來贖我來吧，又讓人逮著了
去把他領回來，問他：又站岸邊尿了？ 他說：沒有啊。這次在池子里尿的，不過這幾天有點上火，尿是黃的。
Today, I would like to present a cross-talk.
This is XXX, my partner, everybody knows him.
He blows his trumpet very well! But he has been indisposed recently
This time he』s really very sick, he』s disfigured.
Hemorrhoids. Ha ha, it』s just a joke.
Just last week, XXX gave me a call: 「Come, let』s go swimming 」
I answered: 「No, it』s dirty; lots of people urinate in the pool」
He said: 「Don』t worry, we also can urinate!」
Finally he went alone.
Later in the afternoon at three o』clock, he called me: 「Brother, please bring 2000 Yuan to l me out, I was caught urinating.」
I asked him what』d happened after taking him back, he said: 「They urinated in the pool, but I did it standing at the poolside.」
Two days later, again he went there alone. In the afternoon, he called me again: 「Brother, I was caught again, come and l me.」
After bringing him back, I asked: 「Urinated at the poolside again?」
He answered: 「No, this time I did it in the pool, but these few days I have excessive internal heat, my urine was yellow. 」
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