台詞翻譯不精準用英語怎麼說

A. 這段話翻譯成英文~~必須精準 機器翻譯的不要。

Ladies and Gentlemen, Our building is currently having a fire emergency with no severe influence. Proper actions have been taken. However, for your safty, please leave your room immediately. Please remain calm and evacuate to the safety area outside the building through the fire stairs with orders.

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B. 請用英語翻譯一下下面段話，不要用翻譯器上面的，上面的不準

我自己翻譯的，沒有用翻譯器，沒問題的。樓上回答的語法有些問題。。。
After the death of their parents in a weird fire, three rich family children suddenly became the three most unfortunate orphans in the world, they were forced to find a family that would take care of them, and they met all kind of people in their way. After suffering the change, the three children were sent to a distant relative, Count Olaf, who lived in a remote gloomy house, and only adopted the children for one purpose, that is to snatch the children's corresponding large heritage. For this reason, with the help of his numerous accomplices he used lots of contemptible methods against the children. However, the three children are not easy to trick...

C. 求下面這段話的英文翻譯啊！ 最好是你自己翻譯的，用翻譯器總覺得不是很准確吧！！

「穀雨(Grain Rain），顧名思義，播谷降雨是也，是播種移苗、垵瓜點豆的最佳時節，穀雨是中國二十四節氣里的第六個，每年4月20日或21日視太陽到達黃經30°時為穀雨。此時雨水增多，大大有利於谷類農作物的生長。
"Gu yu (Rain), just as its name implies, Grain valley is also broadcast sowing, rainfall YiMiao, trapping more is the best season melon point beans, 24 solar terms China gu yu is the sixth, every year on April 20 or 21 depending on the sun has reached by 30 ° as yellow gu yu. Right now the Rain increased, the growth of a great help in cereal crops.

穀雨前後中國洛陽的牡丹正盛開，膠東的漁民們要祭海，希望出海平安，滿載而歸。
Before and after the Chinese luoyang peony gu yu, are in full bloom jiaodong fishermen to offering the sea, sea peace, hope yourselves.

而南方的茶農則忙著採茶。
And southern agreementtea farmer is busy tea plucking.

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D. 一段話里的每個英文單詞都看得懂，可就是翻譯的不準確，有沒有人能告訴我這是為什麼該怎樣改善呢

把整句話連起來看 而不是看一個個單詞
注意句子的結構
聯繫上下文理解句子的意思
另外就是學習中文也很重要 有時候可能是中文表達的問題
還有對於英語國家文化的學習也有助於英語學習
jz.

E. 跪求以下這段話的准確英文翻譯（不要機器翻譯）！！

I've seen this kind of hotel in magazine. People live in an about 2-metre long narrow space which is only enough for sleeping. There is a screen at the access of every unit to keep customers' privacy, but the noise is difficult to completely cut off. And there are only shared bathrooms and shower rooms. For that I think living in this kind of place is not so convenient.

F. 求幫我翻譯下面的話成英文，人工求機器翻譯的不準確

要不你還是把我刪除吧，want no you delete me me這次我允許你lis time i allow U！再見就算了Don 特say goodbye，不管以後我們會疏遠成什麼樣子 matter how we be抗姆，請你要記住 Please re蠻布er，我對你的好都是認真的me for Ur good real，也是真的愛過too real liked，雖然我真的可能只是你人生的一個過客may be I just your passenger，但你不會遇到第二個我了U cant find an那樂 me，照顧好自己take Kare！我自己用過心了也無怨無悔了meself used 買heart too no regret，挽留我知道不會有用了save I know no use，不去嘗試了呵呵no to try fuck U motherfucker，一定要找一個兩個人相愛的哦find somebody two people love，遇到了就收一下你的小脾氣會更好哦when met restrict Ur temper，好好珍惜good good precious！那個朋友也就算了吧that friend no count，我怕我不捨得I 怕I no Shede，我也不想再像個傻子一樣每天都去關注著你的動態有沒有更新了no attention to you like a fool，我知道沒有用了，no use 好在你屏蔽了good for GFW，就這樣吧let it be，以前是我打擾了sorry for interrupt，現在你可以沒有束縛的去做你想做的事了go mind Ur biz，拜拜ﾉBye~

G. 幫我翻譯下面的話 用英語來翻譯 一定要准確～～～～快

Water is the source of life, is the basis for the survival of mankind
△ our lives and cities in calling for clean water
△ care for water resources, protection of the mother river
△ Water for Life, the future of water
△ 2003 World Environment Day theme: Water - two billion people by the Department of Life
△ China is the world's 13 water-deficient country one of the
△ environmental protection is everyone's responsibility
△ protect biodiversity is to protect the survival of humankind partners
△ water conservation water use
△ in the nature of any breaking of dangerous
△ our home planet
△ concerned about the Earth, the crux of the problem is not the Earth, and in people's minds
△ I love the protection of Earth's home
△ all love water for all
△ humanity can be only one home to the village - the Earth
△ We call for the soul of environmental protection
△ Earth are not human but human beings belong to the Earth
△ everyone to do the world a better environmental protection
△ biological diversity is the foundation of human life
△ I start from the protection of the environment
△ China's biggest environmental problem is water
△ harmonious coexistence of man and nature
△ water is non-renewable resources
△ wild animals are not human accessories, and their common humanity of the Kingdom of nature
△ human respect for nature, respect for human treasure of the needs of their lives
△ care for all people, the protection of common home - the Earth

H. 將一段話翻譯成英文（在線翻譯的不準）

It's a very exciting anime, unlike most of other anime that talks about romatic and heroism, it talked about ordinary junior high students chased their Tennis dream. Everyone has things limited what they can do, but they all have a dream they looking up to, they live, for the winning and the games, they all worked so hard on their live for it to stand. that's why no matter it ended or it's still ongoing, it always has all kind of talk from people, Touji are still showing up one after one, It's a anime amazed 90s after people, it leds a new generation of tennis dream.
LZ這些是我自翻的....按樓主的意思差不多字對字的翻譯了....不過還是認為不太准, 畢竟英文與中文說法上的差距還是很大的...一些動漫術語如 「動漫」 「連載」「同人」 使用了在國外論壇上關於這次詞彙的使用. 也就大多是日文的羅馬音， 希望能幫助到LZ。

I. 英文翻譯這句話，一定要准確。

Today, because the mood was very depressed and I slept until half past ten ..... half past ten, I stumbled up. Slowly walking into the bathroom, the first time I felt the bathroom from my room faraway. Arriving at the bathroom, I found my head as funny as a broom, huh, huh. After the wash finished, my parents had gone out. A hundred and fifty flat big house only had one person, very empty. I casually ate a few bread ,drank a glass of milk and sat in front of the desk.I began to read the english reference of Senior Three, pick up a pen to write on the book again and again. At 11:30 am, when I opened my computer, sitting in front of a computer,I felt like a woman aged eighty , huh, huh. Having Opened the computer, my first thing was to turn on my blog. Playing playing, I feel very bored. How can I do? Or learn it ......
when I was bored later, I had to learn ...... Oh. . .