英語短帶翻譯成英文怎麼說

❶ 求10篇很短很短的英語小短文，帶翻譯的！

1THE NEWSPAPER 報 紙
Nowadays the newspaper possesses considerable value Everybody should read it. It supplies us with a variety of news every day. It tells us the political situation of the world. If we form the habit of reading the newspaper, we shall (will) get enough knowledge to cope with our circumstances.
現今報紙擁有極大的價值，人人都應該看它。它每天提供我們各種類類的消息。它告訴我們世界政治局勢。如果我們養成看報的習慣，我們就能得到足夠的知識來因應我們的環境。
學生雖然每天須做功課，但他們至少應該勻出一兩個小時來看報。哪些，他們不但能增加知識而且也能趕上時代。總而言之，看報對學生很有益處。

2MY DAILY LIFE 我的日常生活
Though my daily life is extremely monotonous, I try hard to adapt myself to it. Why? Because I intend to be a good student. I wish to render service to my country.
I get up at six o』clock every day. After I wash my face and brush my teeth, I begin to review my lessons. I go to school at seven o』clock.
After school is over, I return home. We usually have supper at seven o』clock.
Then I begin to do my homework. I want to finish it before I go to bed.
雖然我的日常生活十分單調，但我卻竭力設法去適應它。為什麼？因為我打算做一個好學生，希望將來為國家服務。
我每天六點起床、洗臉刷牙後，就開始復習功課，七點鍾我就去上學。
放學後，我就回家了。我們通常在七點鍾吃晚餐，之後我就開始做家庭作業，希望在睡覺前把它做完。

3A MODEL STUDENT 模範學生
Do you mind being called a bad student? Of course not. So far as I know, everybody intends to be (become) a model student.
However, to be a model student is by no means an easy thing. First, he must do his best to obtain knowledge. A man without sufficient knowledge will not succeed. Secondly, he must remember to improve his health. Only a strong man can do great tasks. Thirdly, he should receive moral ecation. If his conct is not good, no one will consider making friends with him.
你價意被稱為壞學生嗎？當然不。就我所知，每個人都打算做模範學生。
然而，做模範學生卻不容易。第一，他必須盡力獲得知識（求知）。一個沒有足夠知識的人是不會成功的。第二，他必須記住促進健康。只有強壯的人才能做大事。第三，他應該接受道德教育。如果他品行不好，沒有人會考慮和他交朋友的。

4HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何獲得快樂
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
無疑的快樂是世界上最寶貴的東西。沒有它，人生將是空虛的而且毫無意義的。如果你希望知道如何獲得快樂，你須注意下面兩點。
健康是快樂的要訣。唯有身體強壯的人才能享受人生的樂趣。

5Osaka 大阪
Osaka is located at the approximate center of Japan. Covering an area of approximately 1,890 square kilometers, it has a population of 8.8 million, making it the second most populous prefecture after Tokyo. Furthermore, approximately 210,000 foreigners, or 15.6% of all foreigners registered in Japan reside in Osaka. Geographically Osaka extends from north to south, with a slight curve, open toward Osaka Bay on the west and surrounded by mountains on the other three sides. The weather is generally mild, with four distinct seasons. The annual average temperature is 61.3F, and average precipitation is 1,318mm.
大阪位於在日本的近似中心。報道面積的大約1,890 平方公里, 它有人口8.8 百萬, 做它次要個人口眾多的專區在東京以後。此外, 大約210,000 個外國人, 或15.6% 所有外國人登記在日本居住在大阪。大阪延伸從北到南, 與輕微的曲線, 地理上打開往大阪海灣在西部和由山圍攏在其它三邊。天氣一般是溫和的, 以四個分明季節。每年平均溫度是61.3F, 並且平均降雨雪是1,318mm 。

5Love Your Life 熱愛生活
However mean your life is,meet it and live it ;do not shun it and call it hard names.It is not so bad as you are.It looks poorest when you are richest.The fault-finder will find faults in paradise.Love your life,poor as it is.You may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a poor-house.The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the alms-house as brightly as from the rich man's abode;the snow melts before its door as early in the spring.I do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a palace.The town's poor seem to me often to live the most independent lives of any.May be they are simply great enough to receive without misgiving.Most think that they are above being supported by the town;but it often happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest means.which should be more disreputable.Cultivate poverty like a garden herb,like sage.Do not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to them.Things do not change;we change.Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.
不論你的生活如何卑賤，你要面對它生活，不要躲避它，更別用惡言咒罵它。它不像你那樣壞。你最富有的時候，倒是看似最窮。愛找缺點的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺點。你要愛你的生活，盡管它貧窮。甚至在一個濟貧院里，你也還有愉快、高興、光榮的時候。夕陽反射在濟貧院的窗上，像身在富戶人家窗上一樣光亮；在那門前，積雪同在早春融化。我只看到，一個從容的人，在哪裡也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿意足而富有愉快的思想。城鎮中的窮人，我看，倒往往是過著最獨立不羈的生活。也許因為他們很偉大，所以受之無愧。大多數人以為他們是超然的，不靠城鎮來支援他們；可是事實上他們是往往利用了不正當的手段來對付生活，他們是毫不超脫的，毋寧是不體面的。視貧窮如園中之花而像聖人一樣耕植它吧！不要找新的花樣，無論是新的朋友或新的衣服，來麻煩你自己。找舊的，回到那裡去。萬物不變，是我們在變。你的衣服可以賣掉，但要保留你的思想。

6Liuxiang(劉翔）-the flying man in the world!

Liuxiang made a perfect fly in the olympic games in 2004, and won not only the gold metal but also the respect in the world!
His fly knocked all the suspicions and discriminations down completely!
"It is so perfect! I never expect to run so fast! Oh it is a dream to me, and it seems I am still in a dream!", he said!
But it is just true, and it is himself who made the dream into truth!
Xiuxiang, our hero, has been regarded as a flying man all of the world!
劉翔-世界飛人
劉翔在2004年的奧林匹克運動會上完美的沖刺，不僅贏得了金牌，而且贏得了世界的尊重。
他的飛翔打破了所有的懷疑和所有的種族歧視．
」太完美了．我從來沒想到跑這末快.哦，對我來說就像做夢，看起來我好像還在夢中。「他說到。
但這是真的。是他自己使得美夢成真。
劉翔，我們的英雄，他已經贏得了世界飛人的尊稱。

7My family
I love my family, because I have a happy family.
My father is an English teacher. His name is Jacky. He is thirty-eight. He likes playing basketball. What』s my mother job? Is she a teacher? Yes, you』re right! My mother is very kind and nice, she is thirty-seven. My mother is always laborious work. I love my parents!
On Saturday and Sunday, I often go to the library and play the piano, My father go to play basketball. Sometimes, we watch TV and listen to music at home.
I love my family. Because I』m very happy to live with my parents together!
我的家庭
我愛我的家庭,因為我有一個快樂的家庭.
我的爸爸是一名英語教師,他的名字叫Jacky.他今年38歲.他非常喜歡打籃球.我的媽媽是趕什麼呢?她是一名教師嗎?是的.你說對了!我的媽媽是一個很親切、友善的人,她今年37歲.我媽媽總是勤勞的幹活.我愛我的父母.
在星期六和星期天里,我經常去圖書館和彈鋼琴.我爸爸去打籃球.有時侯,我們都在家看電視和聽音樂.
我愛我家.因為我和爸爸媽媽一起生活得很開心!

8Lan and Fred
Lan and Fred were boys. They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their school. Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class, and their teacher was very angry. He said to both of them, 「Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand times.」 After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their names.
Then Fred began crying.
The teacher looked at him and said,」 Why are you crying, Fred?」
「Because his name』s Lan May, and mine』s Frederick Hollingsworth,」 Fred said.
易恩和富雷得

易恩和富雷得都是男孩，他們都十二歲了。他們在學校里是同班同學。上周五下午他們在學校里打了一架。為此老師很生氣。老師對他們說：「下午下課後留在著把你們的名字寫一千遍。」
最後一節課下課，所有的學生都回家了。只有易恩和富雷得被他們的老師留在教師里抄寫他們的名字。
接著富雷得哭了起來。
老師看了看他問：「富雷得，你為什麼要哭呢？」
「因為他的名字是Lan May, 而我的名字確是Frederick Hollingsworth，」富雷得回答道。

❷ 把……翻譯成(的英文短語)

「把……翻譯成」的英文短語為：translate from...into...

translate後接介詞into表示「把…翻譯成…」「把…轉化為…」；後接介詞短語from...into...表示「(把…)從…翻譯成為…」； 後接介詞to表示「調某人到…」如：

translate as 把…解釋為…

translate from Chinese into English 從漢語譯成英語

translate from French into Spanish 從法文譯成西班牙文

translate into action 變成行動,落實在行動上

translate sb to 調某人到…

(2)英語短帶翻譯成英文怎麼說擴展閱讀

重點詞彙：translate

讀音：英 [trænsˈleɪt] 美 [trænsˈlet,]

釋義：vt.& vi.翻譯；轉化；解釋；

例句：

1、翻譯

.

女孩們等待埃施先生作翻譯。

2、轉化

?

我們如何將其轉化為進展的量度呢？

3、解釋

It'shardtotranslatetheanimal'sbehavior.

那種動物的行為很難解釋。

同義詞辨析：

translate、interpret【詞義：翻譯】

1、translatev.翻譯

〔辨析〕主要指筆譯，主語通常是人，也可以是某種翻譯軟體或系統。

〔例證〕Are you going to translate the novel?

你打算翻譯這部小說嗎？

2、interpretv.口譯

〔辨析〕主要指口譯，包括交替傳譯和同聲傳譯。

〔例證〕I tried to interpret what she said into English.

我試著把她的話口譯成英文。

❸ 一些好看的英文單詞（短）【帶翻譯】

獨年荒島-ALONG

荒年 Memory 〆

Daer 偏執 、

﹌_____蘇坡man

繁花戀迷局▌ Memory

惹人愛 Triste

染塵 /9 Demon。

別挽留 Letitgo

經年°reminis

Gloaming 薄暮城

Charm 貓姬 S

uperficial° 浮淺

One、Life 獨廝守 ぢ.

Nostalgia 留戀

Glu TtoNy 沉淪

Chafferer迷心

silent 黑白年代

orvR 音符。

Eternally 永恆

Review 舊愛

Excuses 借口

Liberation 解脫。

anesthesia 麻醉

A monologue. 獨白。

Very cold. 很冷漠

Not stingy. 不吝嗇。

/冷淡丨desolate。

Curtain 私念

尋找愛Looking

倦忌 - EROS'

Quorra's chord. 心弦

Calm°微笑

擺布°Manipula

遺忘.Forgotten.

誰的心動 Who's heart

沒人喜歡 No one likes

悲傷者- Sad person

流眼淚- Tears

蛋疼 2/(sei）

餘存° d3sTiny-

Udolf 好運的狼

Ugo 思想家

獨自喜歡 Love alone

Lorand 羅蘭

厭世 -D3ath

病態美-2ord;

抑心crofy

裝裝裝°Escape丶

Irony." [諷刺]

毒葯 |▍Posion

Backlight. 逆光。

Corner. [小角落]

永遠 ▍ Forever°

C1ver -07"

遺忘。Forgotten.

m 7 , 前奏

About_美,ゝ

Ford 河的渡口

Kelly 戰士

念、dian-3。

指尖的溫度°Ice

Alone.孤單的小花❀

沒資格、Not qualified

溫柔 |▍ Gentle

懷念 2amor ▍

A monologue. 獨白。

zore/.極樂

、 素顏 Queen。

識趣 Content つ

冷眸 Sou1ゝ

冷憶ゆ Conquer

念成疾 crize

淑女Ladies゜

Lost love / 失愛

花? / Flower?

肆虐ヽ Ragingヽ

相守 Print li°

心控2/2star°

安分°Moon

二分醒 2amor

舊言虐心, -Eros

空景 Sadnes╰つ

多愁善感 mature°

資本、principal

熾天使——Serafina

僅此°future

煙祭 smoke

Alexandr 嫁衣°

腐朽Eros1on

掛念 - hcs/u3

』餘音未散，Filled

若凌° Provence -

亡魂復甦Jesus -

佔有欲‖ Rainbow

Chaucer喬叟

Xerxes統治者

Yolanda紫羅蘭花

Harvey 有苦味的

空白Koreyoshi

色彩控 - FA90N

Sam| 絕情△

❹ 10篇英語經典短文帶翻譯（越短越好）

又要經典又要帶翻譯還要篇，還不給分，你好貪心喲！
《別讓蠟燭熄滅》
A man had a little daughter—an only and much-loved child. He lived for her—she was his life. So when she became ill, he became like a man possessed, moving heaven and earth to bring about her restoration to health。
一個男人有一個很小的女兒，那是他唯一的孩子，他深深地愛著她，為她而活，她就是他的生命。所以，當女兒生病時，他像瘋了一般竭盡全力想讓她恢復健康。

His best efforts, however, proved unavailing and the child died. The father became a bitter recluse, shutting himself away from his many friends and refusing every activity that might restore his poise and bring him back to his normal self. But one night he had a dream。
然而，他所有的努力都無濟於事，女兒還是死了。父親變得痛苦遁世，避開了許多朋友，拒絕參加一切能使他恢復平靜，回到自我的活動。但有一天夜裡，他做了一個夢。

He was in heaven, witnessing a grand pageant of all the little child angels. They were marching in a line passing by the Great White Throne. Every white-robed angelic child carried a candle. He noticed that one child's candle was not lighted. Then he saw that the child with the dark candle was his own little girl. Rushing to her, he seized her in his arms, caressed her tenderly, and then asked, "How is it, darling, that your candle alone is unlighted?" "Daddy, they often relight it, but your tears always put it out."
他到了天堂，看到所有的小天使都身穿白色天使衣，手裡拿著一根蠟燭。他注意到有一個小天使的蠟燭沒有點亮。隨後，他看到那個拿著沒有點亮的蠟燭的小天使是自己的女兒。他奔過去，一把將女兒抱在懷里，溫柔地抱著她，然後問道：「寶貝兒，為什麼只有你的蠟燭沒有點亮呢？」「爸爸，他們經常重新點亮蠟燭，可是你的眼淚總是把它熄滅。」

Just then he awoke from his dream. The lesson was crystal clear, and its effects were immediate. From that hour on he was not a recluse, but mingled freely and cheerfully with his former friends and associates. No longer would his darling's candle be extinguished by his useless tears。
就在這時，他從夢中醒來。夢給他上的一課很明顯，而且立竿見影。從那個時候起，他不再消極遁世，而是自由自在，興高采烈的回到從前的朋友和同事們中間。寶貝女兒的蠟燭再也沒有被他無用的眼淚熄滅過。

❺ 英語翻譯 帶翻譯,短一些!

The students were having their chemistry(化學）class.Miss Li was telling the students what water was like.After that,she asked her students,"What's water?"No one spoke for a few minutes.Miss Li asked again,"Why don't you answer my question?Didn't I tell ou what water is like?"
Just then a student put up his hand and said,"Miss Li,you told us that water has no color and no smell.However,where to find such kind of water?The water in the river behind my house is always black and it has a bad smell."Most of the students agreed with him.
"I'm sorry,children."said the teacher,"Our water is getting dirtier and dirtier.That's a problem."
Choose the best answer:
1.What were the students doing?
A.They were having an English class.
B.They were having a Chinese class.
C.They were having a chemistry class.
D.They were having a math class.
2.Miss Li was telling the students( )
A.what water was like
B.what air was like
C.what earth was liak
D.what weather was like
3.What colos was the water in the river behind the student's house?
A.It was white
B.It was black
C.It was clean
D.It was clear
4.Most of the children ( )the student
A.agreed with
B.wrote to
C.heard from
D.sent for
5.Why did the water in the river have color?
A.Because it was getting more ande more
B.Because it was getting less and less
C.Because it was getting cleaner and cleaner
D.Because it was getting dirtier and dirtier
學生們正在上化學課.李老師正在告訴他們水是什麼樣子的.然後,她問他的學生們,什麼是水?一時間沒有人說話.李老師又問了一遍,為什麼你們不回答我的問題?難道我沒有告訴你們水是什麼樣的么?
然後又一個學生舉起了手說,李老師,你告訴我們水是無色無味的,然而,上哪去找這樣的水呢?我家門前江里的水總是黑的還有一股難聞的味道.許多學生都同意她的說法.
對不起,孩子們.老師說,我們的水正在變得越來越臟.那的確是個問題

❻ 英語小笑話，越短越好，帶翻譯

1、Goldfish金魚
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛）them!
斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。
弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？
斯丹：浴室。
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？
斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！
2、 The Revenge 欺騙的代價
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With alow voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmerJones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson:"But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jonesonce cheated me in a horse deal!"
老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：「我死後，我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯。」 妻子說：「不，在你死後，我不能嫁給任何人。」 約翰遜：「但我希望你這么做。」 妻子：「為什麼？」 約翰遜：「因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。」
3、I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一隻雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服？
病人：我認為我是一隻雞。
精神病醫師：這種情況從什麼時候開始的？
病人：從我還是一隻蛋的時候開始。

4、How do I get the gum out我怎麼把口香糖取出來
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum outfrom my ears?"
當空中小姐給乘客們發口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助於他們防止耳鳴。飛機著陸後，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：「 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎麼才能把口香糖從耳朵裡面取出來呢？」
5、 Where Am I 我在哪兒
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw afarmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmerlooked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
一個英國人在鄉下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農民正在附近的地里幹活。於是他就把車開過去問那位農民：「勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒嗎？」 「可以。」農夫奇怪地看了看他，然後說道：「你現在在你的車子里，先生。」
6、Chiefis at the wedding 長官在婚禮上
A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street.
"But officer," the man said, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you injail until the chief gets back."
"But ,officer, I …."
"I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"
A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Youare lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a goodmood when he gets back."
"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm thegroom."

大街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。「但是警官」這個人說道，「我可以解釋的」。「保持安靜」，警察突然說道。「我將把你送往監獄，直到長官回來。「但是，警察，我，，，」。「我說過了保持安靜，你要到監獄了。」幾小時後，警察向監獄里看了看說道「算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。」 「你確定」在牢房裡的這個人說道。「我就是新郎呀」。
7、Who Is the Laziest 誰最懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you aquestion. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing andwriting, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
8、TwoBirds 兩只鳥
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now whocan tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside theswallow.
老師： 這兒有兩只鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

❼ 20篇英語小短文，帶翻譯。一定要短！快快快！

1.金魚
Goldfish

Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

Stan: Blindfold them!

斯丹：我贏了 92 條金魚。

弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們？

斯丹：浴室。

弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎麼辦？

斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！

2.Whose Father Was the Stronger
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, 「Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who g the hole for it.」

Bill wasn't impressed, 「Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!」

威爾和比爾在為誰的父親更強壯而爭吵。威爾說： 「 喏，你知道太平洋嗎？就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。 」

比爾不屑一顧： 「 噢，那沒什麼。你知道死海嗎？那是我爸爸殺死的。 」

3.I Need Your Football
George knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 「can Albert come out to play? 」

「 No,」 said the mother, 「it's too cold. 」

「 Well, then, 」 said George, 「 can his football come out to play ? 」

喬冶敲著他朋友家的門。當朋友的媽媽來應門時，他問：「阿爾伯特可以出來玩嗎？ 」

「 不行， 」 那位媽媽說， 「 天氣太冷了。 」

「 噢，那麼， 」 喬冶， 「 他的足球可以出來玩嗎？ 」

4.Send the Bill to My Father

Doctor： 〃I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.〃

Patient： 〃then send the bill to my father，please.〃

醫生：「對你的抱怨我無能為力。那是遺傳病。」

病人：「那請你把賬單給我父親吧。」

5.我在談一筆很大的生意
A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

一個年輕人剛開始做生意，租了一間漂亮的辦公室。坐在辦公室，他看見一個人從外面走進辦公室。裝著很忙的樣子，他拿起話筒，假裝正在跟人談一筆很大的生意。他從嘴裡說出的，都是數目很大的數字，還有口氣很大的許諾。

Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

最後，他掛上電話，問來訪者:「您有什麼事嗎？」來訪者說:「哦，我是來裝電話的。」

6. whats puberty(青春期) One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's alts I can't bear.".

青春期

一天晚上，在准備晚飯的時候，我們十歲的女兒問：「媽媽，什麼是青春期？」我的妻子此時正忙得不亦樂乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個詞，然後她們可以再討論它。

幾分鍾以後，佩吉回來了。她媽媽問字典上怎麼說。

「青春期的意思是，」佩吉宣布：「一個女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。」

「你怎麼想呢？」我妻子問。

「我不知道，」佩吉回答。「我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。

Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一詞也可作「忍受」講。

7.The Swimmer

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

Johnny laughed.

"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.

"No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."

游泳者

老師給同學們講了一個小故事，說有一個人早飯前要在河裡游泳，橫渡三趟。

約翰尼笑了。

老師問道：「你不相信一個游泳很好的人可以做到么？」

約翰尼回答說：「不是的，先生，我是不明白他為什麼不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那邊。」

8.誰簽署了獨立宣言
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"

He said, "Damn if I know."

She was a little put out(激怒) by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring his father with him when he came back.

Next day, the father came with his son, sat in the back of the room to observe.

She started back in on her quiz and finally got back to the boy. "Now, Johnny, I'll ask you again. Who signed the Declaration of Independence?"

"Well, hell, teacher," Johnny said, "I told you I didn't know."

The father jumped up in the back, pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, "Johnny, if you signed that damn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!"

9.Why he couldn't leave?

There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became very boring. Finally when he was through, there was only one man sitting in the large room.

The speaker walked up to the man and said, "Thank you for hearing me out when all the others left the room."

"Oh! Don't mention it!" replied the man, "I cannot leave because I am the next speaker."

10.Stupid Question

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:「請問現在幾點？」

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

幾個月後，丹想:「我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一隻大鍾，把它掛在這兒的牆上。」於是他買了一隻鍾，把它掛在了牆上。

"Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?"

「現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。」他高興地想。可是打那以後，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鍾，然後問丹:「這鍾准嗎？」
11. 母親節是五月的第二個星期日。今年母親節那天，我為母親買了一件毛衣和一束鮮花作為禮物，感謝母親為我付出的辛苦。母親收到禮物後，非常高興。

Mother』s Day comes on the second Sunday in May each year. On that day this year, I bought a sweater and some flowers for my mother to thank her for her hard work for me. Receiving my gift, my mother was very happy.

❽ 幫我翻譯成英文的，很短的

男孩和抄女孩間為什麼不能沒襲有友誼？關於友誼，性別不是距離，更不是問題！只要志同道合，男孩和女孩的友誼照樣鐵。如果說男孩和女孩間會發生愛情的話，可以很確定的說，愛情等於友誼！雖然它是在友誼的基礎上建立的!總而言之，男孩和女孩可以成為好朋友.
Why
between
the
boy
and
the
girl
can
not
have
the
friendship?
About
the
friendship,
the
sex
is
not
a
distance,
is
not
the
question!
So
long
as
has
a
common
goal,
boy
and
girl's
friendship
in
the
same
old
way
iron.
If
between
the
boy
and
the
girl
will
have
love
words,
may
say
very
definite,
love
will
be
equal
to
the
friendship!
Although
it
is
establishes
in
the
friendship
foundation!
In
brief,
the
boy
and
the
girl
may
become
the
good
friend.

❾ 英語很短很短很短的帶翻譯的

很短很短很短的
Very, very, very short